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1.
A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
ayon kay Bitch-monkey ika-18 ng Disyembre, 2007
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2.
a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.
i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.
ayon kay Richard Waffle ika-12 ng Abril, 2009
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3.
A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
ayon kay AGBoss ika-12 ng Mayo, 2009
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4.
Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.
Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
ayon kay Blitzkrieg Betti ika-10 ng Nobyembre, 2011
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5.
o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual
ayon kay arandomawesomeperson ika-11 ng Oktubre, 2011
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6.
A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."
Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
ayon kay I'mAWumbologist ika-19 ng Setyembre, 2011
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7.
A slang word for bro. It is a word used by Red in Pineapple Express to say to Sol as if saying your my bro. Hence Bromosexual. It is not in anyway gay. And can be substituted for dude, brah, bro, and man.
Hey whats up my Bromosexual?


Yah man my bromosexual totally hit up that casino.
ayon kay bromosexual ika-22 ng Enero, 2009
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