Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
ayon kay CompulsiveDribbler304 ika-08 ng Abril, 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
ayon kay the autonomous heartbeat ika-29 ng Mayo, 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
ayon kay chasedadcaptainds ika-03 ng Abril, 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
ayon kay Eris ika-22 ng Hunyo, 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
ayon kay non giron ika-01 ng Oktubre, 2012
repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting
jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...
ayon kay ms.smoov ika-18 ng Hunyo, 2011
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
ayon kay pootytang112 ika-27 ng Abril, 2009

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