Trent was trying to enjoy the movie but Canadians would not stop talking to the screen and using their cellphones.
That fucking Canadian tried to steal my wallet.
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.
G-d bless, North America, including Mexico--such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.
"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".
"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".