1. A puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to cock-rock. "Dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour," is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous twat-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.

2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.
"Check out the cheesewheel. A rare find in the museum. I gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to 'pound' his own reflection in the glass of the door. What a fucking cheese."
ayon kay hostofhosts ika-20 ng Setyembre, 2009
Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode
Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants
ayon kay JeffZhang ika-15 ng Mayo, 2005
A short fat dick. reference Ron White.
She wants my cheese wheel.
ayon kay Joshinak ika-21 ng Agosto, 2006
A dick that resembles a cheesewheel.
It is a chode, but much wider.
"My cheesewheel is so wide, i gotta jack off like a DJ!"
ayon kay B.$$$.DUBBS ika-06 ng Enero, 2006
A penis that is wider than it is long. People that have cheesewheel's are usually disgruntled and like corn. Hank Fox has a cheesewheel.
God, look at that stupid redneck Hank.
He has such a large cheesewheel
ayon kay CornStalker ika-04 ng Marso, 2009
Having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off.
We met some girls the other night at the club and I had to sit through Barry's cheese wheel act again...Man it gets old.
ayon kay Ryo_slide ika-02 ng Disyembre, 2008
1. Usually a short, fat penis; chode. It does not necessarily mean a short or stubby pee pee, but it is in comparison to its diameter. Ranges from tubular to wider than it is tall.

2. A rarely-used term for a school bus, preferably yellow.
1. "Wow will you look at that guy's cheese wheel..."
"I know, it looks like his dick is stuck in his scrotum."

2. "Shit, did Drew really trash his car?"
"Yeah dude, he gets to ride the cheese wheels to school."
ayon kay gChinkin ika-30 ng Setyembre, 2008

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