1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways
2) a really complicated, bad situation
1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck.
2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.
ayon kay PiixieLou ika-29 ng Oktubre, 2008
A drinking game where you get FUCKED UP.
You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.
ayon kay Jamie Monks ika-14 ng Agosto, 2007
(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.
"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."
ayon kay Poor Badger ika-03 ng Disyembre, 2014
When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
ayon kay The Keeper of Knowlegde ika-05 ng Hunyo, 2014
the pattern of highway traffic where a small number of cars form a net or trap, slowing down other vehicles who are desparetely trying to escape
Sorry I was late, I was trapped in two clusterfucks on the way.
ayon kay Wigger P ika-20 ng Agosto, 2012
A cluster of people that have their backs turned to someone/thing and are doomed by it
Hey look at that cluster fuck of people
ayon kay xIridescentx ika-23 ng Hunyo, 2011
A moment when you don't know what is going on.
Josh and Chandler are driving down the high in the rain when all of a sudden they spin out and do a 720.

Chandler looks at Josh and says "That was a damn Clusterfuck. That is the only word to describe what just happened."
ayon kay Godfather2130 ika-14 ng Mayo, 2011
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