to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner
yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly ass boy u look like jabba the hut
ayon kay that nigga D ika-02 ng Setyembre, 2008
One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!
ayon kay Druhmz ika-09 ng Nobyembre, 2005
Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!

Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
ayon kay Mr. Sage ika-26 ng Abril, 2006
One who makes food.
The cook of the family is Sarah; She makes delicious cake.
ayon kay Swolff ika-04 ng Enero, 2009
Australian slang for wife or a live-in girlfriend.
"You got yourself a cook yet mate?"
"Yeah mate, she's a beaut!"
ayon kay mathewf ika-17 ng Agosto, 2009
To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

ayon kay anarcissie ika-17 ng Mayo, 2008
1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone
i just cooked that girl over there last night.
ayon kay 001011Gull65444K0 ika-17 ng Enero, 2008

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