Matt: "Nick didn't want to shoot action zone today."
Cody: "God, he is being such a cougar"
2. "Yeah, she looks like his mother?"
1. "Yeah, She's 20yrs older!"
2. "I guess his mother didnt breastfeed him enough?" "Tits all saggy and shit, Yuuuuk!"
1. "Thats why he hooked-up with a cougar!"
Wouldn't you rather play a game of Cougar, than a game of Old Maid?
"Sure! Let me get my cards! You're totally going to get stuck with the old biznatch this time!"
Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.
So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)
Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"
"Connor, she could be cougar."
"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
DCS 2: Dude, I was attacked by a cougar last night.
DCS 1: Fuck.