A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
ayon kay KiwiGarlic123 ika-12 ng Setyembre, 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
ayon kay cheesygrins ika-16 ng Pebrero, 2010
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
ayon kay pea123456 ika-06 ng Pebrero, 2013
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
ayon kay Bradly J. mitchell ika-23 ng Oktubre, 2007
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?
ayon kay r0x0rmyj0x0rz ika-03 ng Abril, 2004
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
ayon kay Captn Luke ika-26 ng Pebrero, 2007
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
ayon kay The One Guy ika-27 ng Setyembre, 2007

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