1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
ayon kay GashPash ika-09 ng Pebrero, 2010
The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
ayon kay Blake A. Eveleigh ika-24 ng Mayo, 2008
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
ayon kay Captn Luke ika-27 ng Pebrero, 2007
Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
ayon kay unknown ika-18 ng Enero, 2005
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
ayon kay FannyMay ika-29 ng Agosto, 2009
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