2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?
3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.
4.Best water in the world.
2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas.
3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
Random Person 1: Where?
4.Have you ever had Detroit water?
Just another day in the D
On an average, 8 out of every 10 women in Detroit between 18-29 has at least one child, 80% out of wedlock.
Al wissams/ cartiers/ gators/ chevys/ cutlass/ marauders/ single baby mommas/ THICK ASS GIRLZ/ non child support payers/drug dealers/ no job having/ weed smokers/1800 tequila drinkers/ hotel parties/ hypest high schools/ hypest basketball games and parties/ gang fights/ high school dropouts/ drive bys/ everybody has a criminal record/ no car insurance/ raised on coney islands/ living with yo momma after the age 32/ bootleg electricity/ bbq on front porch/ high fashion/ everybody is a thug/ hood rich/ money makers/ material sac chasers/ home of the hoodrats/ everybody play sports/ section-8 hoes/ at least 4 babymommas/ at least 8 baby daddies/ bang in hoopties/ missing hub caps/ no gas in the car/ putting $1.30 on pump 5/ minute phone no minutes/ nextel chirp/ hitting Belle Isle every day of the summer/I-hop ater the club/ beauty supplies and liqour stores on every corner/ arabs own every thing/ MAN I LOVE THE "D"
You talk about it, but will never come through it!
You gotta love it!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!