2: (n) A river in Northumberland, England.
"Be careful, you wouldn't want her drinking the devil's water too early."
"Have you been to Devil's Water in England?"
"Why would I go there? That is just a small tributary."
them: red bull? that's the devil's water!
me: and whiskey isn't?
them: no *falls off the bar stool like the d-bag he is*