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4.
The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.
"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
ayon kay jason ika-20 ng Nobyembre, 2004
 
1.
Masturbation...with disastrous results.
Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
ayon kay cakeofages ika-24 ng Agosto, 2008
 
2.
(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption
"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."
ayon kay systemofanup ika-19 ng Hunyo, 2010
 
3.
To masturbate during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous.
Masturbation turns into disasturbation if you're arrested for doing it in public.
ayon kay eosbnnaarsh ika-08 ng Nobyembre, 2011