A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done


Tesla: .... douche bag.
ayon kay nakedsarah ika-08 ng Mayo, 2013
Negative word used to describe a person.
Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
ayon kay Supergirl123 ika-08 ng Marso, 2013
Being past the levels of jerk and asshole but below fucker and mother fucker.
Brhi:Chloe, Conor's a complete Douchébag. He's a know-it-all just forget him.
ayon kay Jayy~Sky ika-01 ng Nobyembre, 2012
Marco Malacara
Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!
ayon kay cam92296 ika-06 ng Oktubre, 2012
Kenneth Krause
Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag
ayon kay nooneyoullfindout ika-05 ng Oktubre, 2012
1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
Thomas Edison is a Douche bag
ayon kay benjaplop ika-17 ng Hunyo, 2012
A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects
Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"
ayon kay Mcstudly69 ika-16 ng Mayo, 2012

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