"Dtj" is an acronym which stands for the phrase "don't tell John." This phrase is typically used when someone has stated something which could prove detrimental if heard by John, who would undoubtedly in turn tell his mother who would then tell the speaker's mother.
Speaker 1: "So, did you and the swiss finally spank the monkey last weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Hellz yea! Dtj, btw."
Speaker 1: "Lolz, poor John..."
ayon kay Tpain+3 ika-06 ng Abril, 2008
down to jam, want to party
tonight im dtj
ayon kay alwaysdtj ika-24 ng Hulyo, 2011
Down to Jetpack -- see jetpacking
Sydney is only half as tall as her boyfriend and she is always DTJ.
ayon kay Himmelstürmer ika-09 ng Abril, 2012
(Drop Trou Jeans) Pants that are "Larger" than the wearer, and the tops of their underwear can be seen. Plus they must constantly keep them from falling so they won't trip.
Damn, I 'd love that guy's DTJs "ONE" good yank, and see him "Fall" on his ass!
ayon kay dmccowan ika-28 ng Enero, 2008
an acronym for 'down to jog' used when people are tired of slowly walking a normal route or if they have missed a their scheduled bus
Guy 1: Yooo shit, damn 16 left again...

Guy 2: Ah crap, i hate walking its too slow, DtJ?

Guy 1: Ya lets go.
ayon kay ThatsSaucey ika-21 ng Pebrero, 2010
acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.
hey Tom, I got these incredible cookies from home the other day. DTJ ok?
ayon kay Leotard ika-17 ng Enero, 2008

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