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something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial
John: *coughs*

Everyone in room: e-bola!!!!!!
ayon kay GrandWizardMan123 ika-31 ng Oktubre, 2014
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actually, the second guy was wrong. Ebola is a completely different virus from Marburg, and the first Marburg outbreak was at a plant that used chimpanzee parts to test vaccines, not a nazi test lab. Basically since chimp DNA is so similar vaccines work the same way which is why they use chimp parts. The Nazis really had nothing at all to do with Ebola. The first ever outbreak of Ebola was in 1976, many years after the Nazis fell out of power. Not that it didn't suck for the Africans or anything. Symptoms in the later phases include detachment of the intestinal lining from its place, hemmorhaging from any or all orifices, liquidation of some internal organs (not from stomach acid by the way) and the mind often slows down to stopping. There are some other rather nasty symptoms but those are the ones that come to mind.
"Hey, look, that guy just shat out his intestines in a huge gush of blood."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."
ayon kay Fugerko.? ika-22 ng Nobyembre, 2003
The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.
Where's Anthony?

He must have Ebola.
ayon kay AiiR x ChiieFs ika-20 ng Oktubre, 2014
An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"
ayon kay Fishyrichy ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2014
A level 4 pathogen, the Ebola virus is pound for pound the deadliest disease known to man. Ebola has a mortality rate of over 80%. There have been 4 outbreaks of Ebola and all of them have occured in Africa.
The ebola virus ate away all of his organs and caused internal and external bleeding.
ayon kay § ika-19 ng Hulyo, 2004
An electronic or internet-ready version of Bola.

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"Have you got e-bola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"
ayon kay Fishyrichy ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2014
Currently the 17,000th scariest thing in Africa. It made headline news and everybody was scared shitless when the outbreaks occurred, but after 2 weeks, just like every other bandwagon, everybody forgot about it.
Person 1: Hey, you heard about those Ebola outbreaks in Africa?

Person 2: Yeah. But after a couple weeks it'll die off and people will find better things to freak the fuck out about.

Person 1: True.
ayon kay 1-800-PAIN ika-11 ng Agosto, 2014

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