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a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com
It was a pretty big faceplam moment.
ayon kay RaulMuaddib ika-17 ng Hunyo, 2008

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v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.
What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.
ayon kay iTesco ika-23 ng Agosto, 2010

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When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.
Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
ayon kay The Real Egon Spengler ika-03 ng Setyembre, 2014

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(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.
Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!
ayon kay ColeslawProductions ika-19 ng Oktubre, 2013

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A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.
Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*
ayon kay Prism Panther ika-26 ng Nobyembre, 2014

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A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.
*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*
ayon kay cocainecocainecocaine ika-05 ng Nobyembre, 2014

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