Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.
Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.
ayon kay Enfero ika-09 ng Disyembre, 2004
A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.
Oh golly! That fart you did stained my jacket!
ayon kay B-Drac ika-12 ng Agosto, 2003
Something my girlfriend likes to do way too much!
She loves to fart.
ayon kay Rubber1232 ika-02 ng Agosto, 2003
A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.
"I do believe I just heard a fart."
ayon kay JiimJam ika-20 ng Disyembre, 2008
A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.
Farts are fricken funny.
ayon kay anonymas ika-03 ng Enero, 2008
A Cloud of death gas escaping from your ass, sometimes bringing bits of poop or diarrhea with it, resulting in what is called a Hershey Squirt
Shit Man! That fart sounded like it had a little hershey squirt goin on!
ayon kay Isaac Allen ika-16 ng Disyembre, 2006
releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
ayon kay stan ika-16 ng Marso, 2005

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