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When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker
That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.
#fester #shocker #anal fingering #scrotum #gay
ayon kay Mike Pezacouski ika-10 ng Agosto, 2007
The act of being exceptionally lazy.
Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
#fester #nester #dirt #filth #infestigate #top dirt
ayon kay Zamaboy ika-27 ng Oktubre, 2012
Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.

Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.
Have any of you seen the festers?
#fuckboy #smartass #festering #omar #chirps
ayon kay Dani123 ika-03 ng Abril, 2015
A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.
Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!
#acne #zit #pimple #pizza face #blister
ayon kay festerface ika-11 ng Hunyo, 2012
Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie
they were arrested for festering in a public toilet
#anus #shocker #japs eye #fester #pinky
ayon kay brain cloud ika-17 ng Nobyembre, 2007
Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.
"I felt that girls festers all night long."

"I felt her festers, it was nice."

"Joe is such a fester molester."
#fester #thighs #triceps #arms #butt #sexual
ayon kay heyfranklme ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2011
fes•ter \fes-ter\ PacNW (1987)n
1 a : one who attends festivals b : one who enjoys live music in large groups
c : one who is convivial with others in a festival setting 2 : FESTIVALGOER (1959)n
"Hey, right on fester, I like your new shirt too."

"Yeah, I met that fester at a show in 1993."
Hey fester, get me one too will ya?"
The fester was wearing green while festing at the festival.
The festival was awesome because the festers there were very convivial and knew how to have a good time while taking care of each other.
#festr #festar #fesster #festor #fister #faster #festher
ayon kay chinacatfester ika-01 ng Pebrero, 2012
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