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The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).
From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.
#furniture #women #future #overpopulation #soylent green
ayon kay duffolonious ika-12 ng Nobyembre, 2008
Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.
"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
#drug reference #upholstery #recliner #chilling #relaxing #smoking #hot dank
ayon kay Bjasondotcom ika-21 ng Mayo, 2006
When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.
Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
#whore #slut #cockpocket #slutfuck #prostitute
ayon kay doghunter ika-06 ng Enero, 2009
Something you sit on.
Grenade is a peice of furniture
#chair #couch #table #grenade #apple
ayon kay Apple liker ika-18 ng Hunyo, 2012
another nickname for a man's package
before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room
#junk #package #genitalia #penis #testicles
ayon kay tfitz87.. ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2008
Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.
Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !
#lazy #retired #useless #senile #worker
ayon kay Roscoe Rules ika-07 ng Abril, 2011
Another word for a women.
Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.
ayon kay Tyannia Stockton ika-23 ng Abril, 2004
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