when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
ayon kay lilknobcunt ika-24 ng Abril, 2011
The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.
ayon kay http://www.glunkin.com/ ika-09 ng Mayo, 2011
to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"
Stop glunking your brother.
ayon kay Frank Booth ika-18 ng Enero, 2005
To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.
The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.
ayon kay asterix299 ika-28 ng Nobyembre, 2015
The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.
She totally got glunked!
ayon kay LilNickel ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2015
To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.
The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.
ayon kay Sir Glunkalot ika-25 ng Mayo, 2011
A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"
ayon kay f3ar_me ika-23 ng Setyembre, 2009