Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.
Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.
ayon kay the sloze. ika-12 ng Setyembre, 2010
To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.
I'm gonna Goldblum Jack with a french fry when he goes to sleep.
ayon kay xsuntheweezerx ika-24 ng Setyembre, 2015