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More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
ayon kay Dick Splash ika-10 ng Nobyembre, 2003
A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
ayon kay Archie2K ika-17 ng Abril, 2004
to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
ayon kay Bigmeuprudeboy ika-09 ng Setyembre, 2003
A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
ayon kay OutlawStar ika-27 ng Hulyo, 2004
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
ayon kay Anonymous ika-06 ng Mayo, 2003
A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
ayon kay nikkan_hanil ika-30 ng Hunyo, 2004
"Golf... is truly happiness"
A great quote by Moe Norman
ayon kay Mr. Johnny ika-15 ng Abril, 2005
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