Cuz they dont got any
"ooo golly thats funny"
"Golly gee im crackin up"
"oo golly gee wilickers"
"Golly, gee whiz Mr Cleaver, why did you fuck Beaver in the ass so hard?"
"All of you shut up, I am on of TV land's greatest dads."
As a form of mockery:
"Golly, I guess I'll go eat some apple pie, toss the old baseball around then root for the hometeam! We're playing Springfield High! Nah, I think I'd rather get drunk and fuck my girlfriend."