Mark Gairs
Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"
ayon kay paterd453 ika-14 ng Abril, 2011
A hairy 5|-|17 toy you get at fairs...
have a go for £2 and win a fab prize..

or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
ayon kay Crimson`Hunter ika-16 ng Enero, 2005
to sleep (british army term)
sleeping bag = gonkbag
ayon kay tali ika-26 ng Nobyembre, 2003
Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.
I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.
ayon kay fannymcslap ika-25 ng Enero, 2012
A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."
ayon kay 4cbb ika-17 ng Hunyo, 2009
complete arse with no chance in love or life
hayton you are a GONK etc
ayon kay JJ@D ika-14 ng Enero, 2009
In 80's Northern Ireland it was a synonym for underpants.

"Ma, have you seen me gonks?"
ayon kay Jeff Spencer ika-14 ng Agosto, 2006

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