Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.
That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!
ayon kay arsenalsucks ika-04 ng Setyembre, 2011
Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"
Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard
ayon kay vfamousforlife ika-30 ng Hunyo, 2011
Someone that acts like a fool.
Trevor is a gooner.
ayon kay zackd42 ika-11 ng Disyembre, 2008
the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.
jill is gooner than brian.
ayon kay football junkie ika-07 ng Hunyo, 2009
An individual who does "goonish" things or act extremely ignorant. Also used to greet a fellow "goon"
"goooooooooneeeeer"

Why you acting all gooner on me?

lol how gooneris Ron Artest?
ayon kay DevinWillson ika-14 ng Mayo, 2009
A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.
"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"
ayon kay BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix ika-05 ng Nobyembre, 2007
The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Do not be a Gooner to me.....
ayon kay Ann Onamys ika-27 ng Disyembre, 2006

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