Top Definition
someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'
gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.
ayon kay anon ika-12 ng Enero, 2004
An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.
"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!
#gramps #grandad #man #spiders #alcohol #pub #pubbing #arachnaphobia #pipe #wife #slippers
ayon kay The Awesome: Explorer ika-18 ng Hunyo, 2008
Any person (regardless of age or gender), place, or thing lacking in speed.
"Way to go 5 miles per hour under the speed limit, gramps!"

"C'mon, slowass gramps!"

"Jesus christ, get the hell outta my way, gramps!"
#slow #annoying #stupid #moron #retarded
ayon kay Scott Williford ika-25 ng Abril, 2006
An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.
"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!
#gramps #grandad #man #pub #pubbing #slippers #pipe #arachnaphobia #spiders #wife
ayon kay The Awesome: Explorer ika-18 ng Hunyo, 2008
A crazy bastard from Seattle known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on vacation in vegas.
Gramps get off that 19 year old. You don't know where she's been.
#vegas #strippers #blowjobs #apple bar #goatfarm
ayon kay Eva Wilts ika-09 ng Disyembre, 2005
a man married to granny
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????
ayon kay helly ika-30 ng Setyembre, 2002
To bum an item or service by harassment, without intention of returning the favor.
"Hey, can I gramps a cigarette...please?"
#bum #steal #borrow #mooch #rip-off
ayon kay tacobellgrindage ika-16 ng Enero, 2008
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