A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
ayon kay cornholio ika-13 ng Oktubre, 2003
A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance.
I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet.
ayon kay Spammerman ika-16 ng Agosto, 2006
1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."



ayon kay Fast Bobby ika-21 ng Mayo, 2003
A grilling/smoking induced boner brought upon by barbecue and the act of grilling/ smoking delicious meat.
The second I opened the smoker and saw the delicious goodness within, I got an instant groaner.
ayon kay JamesonBBQ ika-08 ng Marso, 2014
a big fat joint rolled with mad shwag (e.g. Mexican weed or generic shake). when someone smokes such a joint, they become "mad green".
Yo pass that groaner, G. I need to puff it.
ayon kay Chet III ika-23 ng Nobyembre, 2007
A state of extreme excitement which occurs when a female encounters a nonsexual object that she feels an uncontrollable urge to acquire.

This occurance is similar to the experiences of many teenage boys who are completely out of control of their pup tents.

Groaner originates from a combination of the words "girl" and "boner."

Related synonym: Shopgasm
Chelsea: OMG! Those shoes are the shiz!

Rhonda: I don't know, they're okay.

Chelsea: Are you kidding? They're the most perfect pair of shoes ever! I totally got a groaner.
ayon kay A Blasy ika-13 ng Hunyo, 2008

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