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Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!
#i can't #think of #anthing #to put #here
ayon kay underdawg ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2006
Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
#quit it #leave me alone #lay off #keep yer paws to yerself #no mr. touchy mcfeely
ayon kay QuacksO ika-28 ng Nobyembre, 2011
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