Top Definition
To smack or attack someone with a penis.
I just jaloped you!
ayon kay Cosmixmaster ika-30 ng Hunyo, 2003
boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.
check out her jalops!
ayon kay Jared & Jessie <33 ika-28 ng Oktubre, 2005
a dumb or goofy person
your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
ayon kay roger khouri ika-26 ng Nobyembre, 2007
the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.
There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
ayon kay Deek Méhöfwright ika-14 ng Hunyo, 2010
v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
ayon kay The Penguin Incarnate ika-26 ng Oktubre, 2003
Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.
"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
"What the?"
ayon kay Ahndi ika-25 ng Setyembre, 2003
What Cosmix said
ayon kay AHH ika-24 ng Setyembre, 2003
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