A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.

A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"

civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."

civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"

civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
ayon kay Hamed&Andrew ika-18 ng Hulyo, 2006
a plaid or flanal jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. Can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it's near hideous yet strangely awesome.
dude 1 "where's dude 3?"

dude 2 "he went shopping, he should be right back"

dude 3 "hey guys check out this sweet Jarvis I bought at the Peavey Mart"

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously "that's a sweet fuckin Jarvis"
ayon kay Shagmuff ika-03 ng Enero, 2008
A Haircut where the person has a small fringe, and whose hair is long and shaggy over both ears, but not at the back. It is worn by someone with no sense of style
Look at that kid! What a Jarvis he has!
ayon kay Moorejam ika-27 ng Marso, 2009
an unspeakable thing.

Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
ayon kay Janus Alpaca ika-23 ng Abril, 2008
The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
ayon kay Napoleon Bonerhard ika-19 ng Nobyembre, 2006
when someone feels like that have underachieved
Person 1: "I did bad on that exam"

Person 2: "I know, I feel like a right jarvis"
ayon kay oliverb95 ika-16 ng Hunyo, 2011
noun; long haired, facial hair clad, and usually lacking the most basic hygienic qualities.
"Dude, that jarvis walked by earlier and it's smelled like ass ever since."
ayon kay voltron jarvis ika-24 ng Pebrero, 2009

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