Someone who contradicts their spirit in an unimpressive fashion.
Eli'sha: 'God's cool!'
Eli'jah: 'I like it when you're not being a jew.'
ayon kay MC Impious ika-30 ng Oktubre, 2008
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
ayon kay GeniusSloth ika-08 ng Setyembre, 2008
A term used to describe a person or object that means they

1- have weird or unusual charecteristic.
2- have problems being outcasted
3- Also, when you dont like something, you can call it a Jew, or Jewish.
A- Mary is going out with that ugly kid named Jackson. She's such a jew.

B- John was such a Jew the other day when he wore his purple skinny jeans and a neon pink Tee.

C- John's purple skinny Jeans are so Jewish!
or
John's Skinny Jeans are a Jew!
ayon kay Andrew Jacksonson ika-28 ng Nobyembre, 2007
The opposite of a real person.
"Did we just hit something?"

"It's okay, I think it was a Jew."
ayon kay Your Real Dad ika-27 ng Mayo, 2009
Verb, to JEW.

The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.
Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)
ayon kay Toby_the_5_star_penis. ika-09 ng Disyembre, 2008
The people who came out of ancient Egypt's ruins with a fortune and ruthlessly took over the entire world.

The people who's asses you have to kiss to get anywhere, especially but not confined to in hollywood, music industry, mainstream media (tv, publishing in magazines, news and books), art, law, medical, banking, food, pharmaceuticals, pornography and anything else which involves controlling the public in any way shape or form.
As much as they'd tell you otherwise, they think they're better than you, the goy (non jews), to the higher elite jews (the ones who rule the world) you are on the same level as a filthy animal. It's permitted to use, lie, cheat, steal, poison and kill goy. Sand God said so.

Not only responsible for wars in the last century. That's too kind. Let's leave it at that.

Jewish apostles come to Europe, suddenly over a thousand bloody dark and hellish years later, everyone is to believe God of the universe is a Jew
It's a shame that you are so beautiful, smart and talented but can't seem to get anywhere, maybe you should try groveling to power jews and whoring for them!

Wow Marx was a Jew?!

Why is everything on tv about Hitler, sex, poop jokes and aliens? Dammit Jews!
ayon kay Ima Nottsory ika-15 ng Disyembre, 2014
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