maghanap ng salita, tulad ng thot:
 
1.
a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
ayon kay Don Juan ika-08 ng Marso, 2003
 
2.
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
ayon kay Lorelili ika-16 ng Oktubre, 2010
 
3.
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
ayon kay superculona ika-27 ng Setyembre, 2009
 
4.
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
ayon kay qwertyismynamedontforgetit ika-18 ng Enero, 2011
 
5.
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
ayon kay Evan Met ika-20 ng Abril, 2006
 
6.
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
ayon kay vidrome ika-15 ng Nobyembre, 2009
 
7.
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
ayon kay Dr Wright ika-12 ng Marso, 2009