maghanap ng salita, tulad ng donkey punch:
 
15.
Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
ayon kay MikeyB A Baller ika-13 ng Oktubre, 2011
5 9
 
16.
a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
Yo pack me a morning glory bro!
ayon kay imsizzle ika-12 ng Disyembre, 2010
6 10
 
17.
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
ayon kay 1-uptheguy ika-09 ng Abril, 2009
41 45
 
18.
After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
ayon kay luc richard mbah amoute ika-13 ng Abril, 2009
234 239
 
19.
Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
ayon kay Twunce ika-14 ng Marso, 2010
104 110
 
20.
Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
ayon kay Soiled Undergarment ika-18 ng Agosto, 2003
36 46
 
21.
Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
ayon kay bjmaniac ika-16 ng Hulyo, 2010
14 26