A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.
M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!
ayon kay Co0k1eM0n5tr805 ika-16 ng Hunyo, 2009
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
ayon kay Dr.Pascalle ika-02 ng Disyembre, 2004
Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
ayon kay Dirty-Dirty ika-26 ng Enero, 2006
the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
ayon kay mark ika-29 ng Marso, 2004
when a man wakes up with an erection
I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood
ayon kay TOOOOOL ika-26 ng Mayo, 2005
When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
ayon kay Don Andino ika-01 ng Pebrero, 2006
an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
ayon kay Light Joker ika-28 ng Agosto, 2005
When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.
- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.
ayon kay ytfk dot com ika-16 ng Nobyembre, 2004

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