British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
ayon kay Zaarin2007 ika-18 ng Nobyembre, 2007
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
ayon kay Vikas Shah ika-02 ng Hulyo, 2002
The word "nøb" is a danish entry for the word "noob", commonly used in online chat such as mIRC. A noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
"fuck u, u fucking nøb"
"omfg, that guy was a totally nøb"
ayon kay Joachim Andersen ika-24 ng Oktubre, 2008
Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
ayon kay Fat Steesh ika-21 ng Hulyo, 2005
stands for NO Bull Shit. can be a motto or a way of life
i live with nobs

she so doesnt understand nobs
ayon kay anonymous11212121 ika-30 ng Marso, 2011
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
ayon kay ifee ika-24 ng Agosto, 2007
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
ayon kay nic_908 ika-16 ng Abril, 2007

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