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1.
A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.
Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.
ayon kay green party ika-11 ng Abril, 2006
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2.
A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.
That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.
ayon kay Sri Lankan Catnap ika-17 ng Enero, 2009
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3.
an octopus with 3.14 arms
the octopi is a very rare and endangered species that is located is the south pacific
ayon kay bugante ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2007
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4.
An attempted pluralization of the word "octopus". "Octopus", however, does not pluralize as most other words ending in "-us" borrowed from Latin. The proper Latin plural of "octopus" is "octopodes" (pronounced in English "awk-t@-POE-deez"). Saying "octopodes", however, is like pronouncing the first "r" in "February"--something seldom done and appreciated, however greatly, by very few. Your best bet is just to stick with the good old English pluralization, "octopuses".
While the two syllabontes of our mollusk neurobiology class differed in some ways, they both mentioned a discussion of how octopodes *octopi, while certainly not as intelligent as homines sapientes, were nonetheless the smartest of the invertebrata.
ayon kay atemperman ika-25 ng Enero, 2004
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5.
A cat that only has one life left.
This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.
ayon kay Downstrike ika-08 ng Oktubre, 2006
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6.
The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.
She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.
ayon kay dinoMothaFuckinSaur ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2010
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7.
1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.
"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!
ayon kay shuttershades ika-03 ng Hulyo, 2010
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