A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.
"I dare say, that Richard Dawkins is such a ponce."
ayon kay coolbananas ika-27 ng Hunyo, 2008
v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing
"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."
ayon kay MC Skillet ika-23 ng Agosto, 2006
a roomate who is a man but acts completely like a woman, therefore becoming a woman
dude your roomate is such a ponce he expected me to open the door for him.
ayon kay payaso57 ika-20 ng Marso, 2006
A homosexual pimp; Eric Hyde.
Damnit Eric, you are such a gay ass ponce.
ayon kay vector ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2004