Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.
Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........
(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)
Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.