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When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.
ayon kay Lenny Smith ika-03 ng Marso, 2008
A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
ayon kay Sou'wester ika-31 ng Marso, 2010
A salmon is a fucking fish! Who the hell takes the time to wright all these autistic sexual acts? Urban Dictionary is retarded...
A salmon is a FISH not some homo sex act made up by a pre-pubescent faggot.
ayon kay Cost Co ika-26 ng Agosto, 2012
When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another
Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake
ayon kay D$-Money ika-14 ng Hunyo, 2012
someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
ayon kay hashtagwyattspam ika-08 ng Abril, 2013
When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.
Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?
ayon kay Big Cucia Jake ika-24 ng Nobyembre, 2015
What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.
"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"
ayon kay Shegoes ika-01 ng Abril, 2015

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