A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
#dickcheese #woodtick #obamamama #brownie points #nascarsistic
ayon kay terryzz ika-15 ng Pebrero, 2009
Top Definition
sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.
ayon kay antonio ika-26 ng Hunyo, 2004
The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier
I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner
ayon kay Ray Podogg ika-14 ng Abril, 2003
The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
ayon kay Bun-Ju ika-27 ng Nobyembre, 2003
dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower
schmegma is fuckin nasty
#dick #cheese #penis #semen #fuckin disgusting
ayon kay Khronic ika-12 ng Marso, 2006
The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
ayon kay Erin and Samantha ika-21 ng Abril, 2003
The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.
Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.
ayon kay Sue ika-09 ng Mayo, 2004
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