maghanap ng salita, tulad ng half chub:
 
1.
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
ayon kay Wojeezy ika-24 ng Mayo, 2008
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2.
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
ayon kay Johnny Rocketfingers ika-10 ng Hulyo, 2003
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3.
A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.
I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
ayon kay Pipe Downn ika-21 ng Marso, 2010
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4.
Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.
Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?
ayon kay toph bei fong is awesome ika-01 ng Mayo, 2011
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5.
it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit
You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.
ayon kay mr. clean the mean machine ika-06 ng Abril, 2009
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6.
The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.
Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.
ayon kay Reverend Feltaboy ika-14 ng Oktubre, 2011
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7.
Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.
ayon kay Punch-in-the-face ika-08 ng Marso, 2010
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