it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit
You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.
ayon kay mr. clean the mean machine ika-06 ng Abril, 2009
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
ayon kay Wojeezy ika-24 ng Mayo, 2008
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
ayon kay Johnny Rocketfingers ika-10 ng Hulyo, 2003
A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.
I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
ayon kay Pipe Downn ika-21 ng Marso, 2010
Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.
Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?
ayon kay toph bei fong is awesome ika-01 ng Mayo, 2011
The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.
Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.
ayon kay Reverend Feltaboy ika-14 ng Oktubre, 2011
when you give someone a swirley in a poo filled toliet
"I'm so mad at Roy for not plunging the toliet, I'm gona give him a sham-poo."
ayon kay 4 Points ika-16 ng Nobyembre, 2009

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