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to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn
steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked!
ayon kay Kwistin ika-16 ng Marso, 2005
to skip a lesson
did you shirk a lesson?
ayon kay Anonymous ika-06 ng Oktubre, 2003
verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked

1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.

2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.
1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.

Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.

2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?

Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.
ayon kay Gentleman of Leisure ika-15 ng Nobyembre, 2012
To Shit and jerk off at the same time.
I cant wait to get home, I've got dvd's and a good shirk waiting.
ayon kay Joshua Deladogg ika-09 ng Setyembre, 2011
to worship something other than the most high.
Man that brother on some shirk stuff man stay away from him.
ayon kay Sun Rhythms ika-13 ng Oktubre, 2004
Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:
A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk
ayon kay Josh Shirk ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2008
Sarcastic way of saying "sure" or "no".
(1)My boss asked to come to work on my day off. And i was like, SHIRK!

(2)Jamie: Hey young, syce me wit 5 dollaz?
Kathy: SHIRK!
ayon kay Bobby L ika-06 ng Disyembre, 2005

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