Magpahatid Filipino
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1.
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
ayon kay TheGorillaMist ika-04 ng Enero, 2009
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2.
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"
ayon kay i pun all nubbies ika-05 ng Hunyo, 2007
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3.
N. - An interchangeable word with "Darn", "Rats!" or "Shoot!". Generally an expression used to convey aggravation or anger.
"Oh, SHITONMYDICK! I think I just lost my phone...."

"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
ayon kay Clynnroff ika-19 ng Oktubre, 2009
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4.
this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!
ayon kay leefvc ika-02 ng Abril, 2009
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5.
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
ayon kay raydio ika-16 ng Pebrero, 2006
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6.
An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
ayon kay Gatsby UNH ika-12 ng Mayo, 2011
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7.
Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
ayon kay TrippinBallz ika-16 ng Hulyo, 2008
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