square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
ayon kay dronp ika-30 ng Oktubre, 2010
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
ayon kay Slashedace ika-04 ng Abril, 2011
The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
ayon kay Napleo ika-09 ng Hunyo, 2009
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
ayon kay jonhboy ika-02 ng Agosto, 2014
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
ayon kay Department of Behavioral Hell ika-23 ng Agosto, 2015
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
ayon kay Shabangshwa95<3 ika-13 ng Pebrero, 2009
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
ayon kay Greg stegs ika-02 ng Pebrero, 2010