To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits
Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"
ayon kay thejammonster ika-06 ng Agosto, 2008
The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!
ayon kay The-One-And-Only-Nate.O ika-22 ng Pebrero, 2012