There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.
Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!
ayon kay Lil Guuurl ika-30 ng Agosto, 2010
Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.
Any real example of Super Jesus would implode the universe 10 times over.
ayon kay fritzicles ika-06 ng Marso, 2007
An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.
Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!
ayon kay Lilgurl ika-19 ng Hulyo, 2010
SuperJesus- (pronunciation different as by the accent)

1. The absolute best (at the current point, see example #1).
2. One of the greatest individuals who ever lived, currently living in Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA.
Example #1-
Eddie Van Halen is, like, the SuperJesus of modern-day electric guitar.
ayon kay DR22 ika-12 ng Nobyembre, 2007
explains something that has an awsome nature to it.
dude #1: dude i rigged my lighter so that the flame goes like 1 foot high
Jackson: Oh u mean a Super Jesus lighter, which is an adjective i invented

*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset
ayon kay Steven J ika-20 ng Hunyo, 2006

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