An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.
I AM THE TABLE!
ayon kay m3tallic4 ika-16 ng Oktubre, 2012
the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table
ayon kay adoe26 ika-18 ng Pebrero, 2010
Somewhere to have sex.
I had sex on the table with margaret.
ayon kay Schqwnbean ika-07 ng Hunyo, 2005
WOOD
I GOT A TABLE
ayon kay SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS ika-03 ng Pebrero, 2012
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
ayon kay landlove ika-27 ng Marso, 2011
noun:slang term for turntables
man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
ayon kay Chris ika-22 ng Pebrero, 2004
n. It is in the middle and things are on it.
"that stack of trays makes a nice table!"

man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?

man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..

girl: yes!
ayon kay collegekid111 ika-16 ng Abril, 2010

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