maghanap ng salita, tulad ng plopping:
 
1.
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
ayon kay Maryd ika-23 ng Agosto, 2006
 
2.
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
ayon kay Chris H., Pip R. ika-17 ng Oktubre, 2006
 
3.
A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!
-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...
ayon kay let.them.eat.cake. ika-13 ng Marso, 2011
 
4.
Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
ayon kay Uncle Kurtie ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2006
 
5.
(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
ayon kay LazloLion ika-30 ng Mayo, 2010
 
6.
to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon
johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?
ayon kay ass rammer 67777 ika-02 ng Setyembre, 2008
 
7.
When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.
Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.
ayon kay RogueRouge ika-01 ng Oktubre, 2009