Magpahatid Filipino
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an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
ayon kay PsYc0 Nemesis ika-04 ng Abril, 2011
22 75
a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.
ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.
ayon kay tessasaurususus ika-21 ng Hulyo, 2010
56 130
A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
ayon kay guinea piglet ika-19 ng Agosto, 2010
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Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
ayon kay GaCaSm ika-15 ng Hunyo, 2010
37 187
A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.
dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!
ayon kay #45 farty ika-18 ng Hulyo, 2009
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Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.
After eating such a large meal, being tessa sounds perfect.
ayon kay Nithloc ika-10 ng Hulyo, 2008
74 314
a girl who has physical appearances similar to an apple
OMG. Tessa is so fruity looking.
ayon kay Clement and Wei ika-14 ng Disyembre, 2007
150 461